
OK, so I was already starving and totally unimpressed at being dragged ALL THE WAY from Mid Levels to Jordan just to go to a
cha charn teng (read: Hong Kong style café). Worse still, hubby’s sense of direction ain’t top notch. By the time we actually found Parkes Street, I was already wilting in the summer heat.

You can imagine my joy when I finally spotted the shop signage that read
Australian Dairy Company. Sadly, my elation quickly turned into frustration when I saw the long queue waiting to get in. I kid you not, it was 11-ish in the morning and there were at least 15 people ahead of us!!
The
Australian Dairy Company is housed in quite a sizeable shop lot (for Hong Kong standards). There must be something special about this place because it was packed to overflowing. We also couldn’t figure out why it is called the
Australian Dairy Company when the milk they use seemed to come from the Kowloon Dairy!??

Being unable to read most of the menu, we figured it would be safest to order the items just about everyone in the shop seem to be merrily scoffing down: the tea set (
cha charn) which includes eggs – scrambled or fried; 2 slices of ham; buttered toast; spaghetti or macaroni with
cha siew; and a choice of tea or coffee.

The eggs were perfectly cooked – not too dry but not mushy, and with just the right amount of seasoning. Goes really well with the toast. Unfortunately the spaghetti was nothing to shout about (sorry guys, pasta just ain’t meant to be cooked this way).
Can’t come all the way out here and not have desserts right? The “auntie” sharing our tiny table (evidently a regular) recommended the double-boiled steam milk (
dun lai) and egg (
dun daan). We absolutely loved the silky smooth
dun lai but could not stomach the
dun daan (waaaaaay too sweet!). We each tried a spoonful, and politely left the rest of the bowl untouched. So we are not
dun daan people. Mr Sooky Waiter really didn’t have to give us the “do-you-know-how-many-children-are-dying-of-starvation-in-Africa” look!!

Hubby’s been calling this the Asian Bills all day (Bill Granger’s probably having a mild coronary at this suggestion). I guess there is a degree of truth in that:
(1) Hand to heart, after being here for 5 months, we believe THIS is Hong Kong’s answer to Bills’ scrambled eggs (minus the atmosphere, presentation, service and price tag, of course).
(2) This is, in a way, communal dining – hey, what would you call getting acquainted with strangers across a 1mx1m table?!

For all it’s inequities, the
Australian Dairy Company offers value for money. The scrambled eggs and the
dun lai are definitely must-haves. If you are a
dun daan fan, the locals seem to swear by it. We think the pasta’s a waste of time – "speg
cha siew"??! Come on…
Oh, and for the “star gazers” out there, we bumped into Maggie Siu Mei Kei here. The food must be pretty good though, ‘cos everyone seemed to be too busy stuffing their faces to care.
Where: Parkes Road, Jordan (use exit A)
Style of food: Cha Charn Teng
Price guide: $
